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Another “wish I’d thought of that.”

Mary Schmidt

Nov 08, 2005

Via Iconoculture”  Temporary tattoos with emergency contact info give parents low-tech peace of mind”  Hmmm…so, what’s not to like?  Well, they might not be cool enough for the kids.  Even toddlers have very specific ideas about such.  They may still be mostly pre-verbal, but they know “NO” very well.  Or, the company doesn’t get the word out to enough people (But, Iconoculture is certainly helping.)

Another one of those low-tech (no-tech) moneymakers - right up there with the ubiquitous

In Marketing Troubleshooting

It’s true, I’m an Alien! 

Mary Schmidt

Nov 04, 2005

It’s Friday, my synapses are fried and - well - I thought this was a fun photo with which to kick off the weekend edition of Mary’s Blog.  

But seriously folks,  it’s okay to have some fun here and there, even (especially) in business.  Particularly if you want to stand out from the crowd.  It’s better to go for one big “OUCH” and quick rejection versus prolonged tap dancing with potential employers or clients.  They’re eventually going to meet your “inner alien” anyway, so get it right out

In Brain Food, Marketing Troubleshooting

You can’t make people like you (or talk about you.)

Mary Schmidt

Nov 02, 2005

There’s a lot of buzz amongst marketers about - well - buzz/WOM (Word of Mouth), and how to measure it.  And, some companies are even selling marketing programs to artificially create buzz.  Maybe I’m getting cranky in my middle years,  but I just don’t think “fake buzz” will ever work (at least not for long).  And, it shouldn’t - customers deserve (and appreciate) real value, not marketing speak.  Marketing hoo-ha is hoo-ha, no matter how it’s packaged. 

As John Moore at Brand Autopsy

In Marketing Troubleshooting, Pet Peeves

So they hate you, so what?

Mary Schmidt

Oct 29, 2005

Seth Godin reports the NYT hates the new “Odd Couple” with Nathan Lane & Matthew Broderick.  Which brings us to the “so what” factor.  The show has booked $21M in advance tickets due to, in Seth’s opinion, which I share: 1.  Am Ex’s special offer to Gold Card members; 2. Lane and Broderick’s reputation (their brand.)  So, if the show is terrible, will this impact Lane & Broderick’s brand?  Maybe. Maybe Not.  Here’s why I think Maybe Not:

1.  When I lived in Philly, one of my great weekend

In Marketing Troubleshooting, Pet Peeves

“Can you hear me now?  Hello?  Hello?” 

Mary Schmidt

Oct 26, 2005

According to a report from In-stat:

Fully 9.4 percent of the 193 million wireless subscribers today have made it their primary phone, In-Stat said. That percentage is expected to increase from 23 percent to 37 percent in 2009, when the number of wireless subscriber in the United States is expected to reach 240 million

I’m one of the millions whose wireless is now also my only home number.  Which seemed like a good idea.  Recently, however, reception in my house has gone from bad to worse

In Marketing Troubleshooting, Pet Peeves

“Just what do you do, Mary?”

Mary Schmidt

Oct 21, 2005

As a self-employed “hired gun” I do a lot of collaboration, which means “Mary Schmidt” frequently pops up next to different company and group names in articles, announcements, and proposals - sometimes all at once.  In one case, I may be the designated “strategic planner”  In another, the “web expert” (ha).  In yet another, I’m listed as “the marketing guru” (eek) And so on.  This understandably confuses some people.  “Who are you working for these days, Mary?” they ask with a concerned look

In Marketing Troubleshooting

“Proximity Mktg” or Why do dentists flock together?

Mary Schmidt

Oct 19, 2005

Stay with me here - I’m doing the “wander all over the place to make a point at the end” thing.  In going in for my monthly root canal renovation check-up (don’t ask)  I wonder why the heck dentists always flock together - after all, they’re competing and it seems like we have enough in Albuquerque for all 675,000 of us to get personal attention to each individual tooth.  Also, why do wonderful television shows fail while ho-hum run-of-the-mill stuff like “Yes, Dear” (1)  seems to be on

In Marketing Troubleshooting

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Social Media Isn't Free, Easy or Magic.

If one of the self-anointed experts contacts you, pitching magical thinking, ask:

1. What results can I expect if I work with you? (Note: Twitter followers aren't necessarily customers.)

2. What kind of time will I have to invest? (Social media, properly done, is all about personal relationships. You with your customers...and a good relationship takes time.)

3. How do I integrate social media tools with my current operations? (Your salespeople need to know what you're saying on Facebook. Your customer service process and policies should be consistent across the board, from phone to Twitter.)

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